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Huh. I've been here for two years. I wonder if I should celebrate it. Maybe...

Let's see.

( came and left )

Stayed:
Sasuke
Shikamaru
Ino
Rin-chan
Obito-chan
Neji
Hinata-san
Naruto.

I...I don't know if this should be a list for you, Shikamaru, of if this is a list for me, but...two years is a long time to be in this place. I've seen people come, people go. I've seen them return with their memories intact, but some didn't remember a thing. Those are the ones that hurt meeting again. Repeating the same talk...

"You shouldn't be here."

And thinking the same thing.

But I'm so glad you are, because it was getting so lonely.

Does this make me selfish? To sometimes smile when I see my friends arrive here, even though it's not somewhere where we belong? I've been here for two years. This place...must really love me, because...I always come back, and always remember it vividly. After two years, getting out seems harder and harder, but I still agree that we can, sometimes. Just excuse me if I'm more skeptical about it than most. I think I'm allowed to be a little bit selfish. After two years, things here are finally...balanced. What a weird thing to say.

But I think there's balance now. I'll keep the reasons to myself. Two years...

I think I need a break from work. And a drink. This calls for one.

[ooc; The cut is not IC, I'm just sparing your flist as much as I can. Very introspective, good god.]

...Okay, behave. We've been through this enough times, and you know how it goes.

Don't make me restrain you.

[ooc; ANYTHING IS GO GO GO! ETA: if you'll backdate with me, I'll love you forever. But for now, my incessant headache tells me "go to be you horrible bitch"...so.]

( private; unhackable )

[filtered to Konoha-nin]

I've just confirmed it. Naruto's portrait is in the Hall of Missing...

So...yeah...

[public]

I don't really get the point to wishing on stars anymore. It's nice and it makes sense when you're younger.

[ooc; Naruto left. Sakura is very perceptive to chakra, especially his. Do the maths.]

( filtered; Konoha and Suna )
( private; unhackable )
[public]

That's the second time the kitchen suffers burns. Ino, stop betting with Naruto. Have you learned nothing about gambling from the Hokage? Tch.

[ooc; second link is ooc and not there. Just personal reference. edited a bit.]

Alright. Hit me with your best shot, I don't even care anymore. I think this is my fourth time?

[ooc; Aaaanything goes.]

28th of March.

I passed all my exams, thank my lucky stars. This means I can keep the scholarship all throughout college. Now if only Ino could stop dragging me around for social life.

Oh, and... I'm 18 today. I'll be attending the ball alone.

[ooc; student at the Private co-ed school~! On scholarship. But the uniform~~~]

[voice]

Six...

Katsuyu, please tell everyone to leave and take she-





WILL THIS NEVER GROW OLD, GODDAMMIT?! WHOSE ASS DO I HAVE TO KICK TO GET BACK OUT THERE--

I can't- and you expect me to what, just stay calm and wait-

God, I hate this place!

[ooc; Whinewhinewhine, canon update to chapter 438, page 11.]

[private; unhackable]

Oh my God, how does this woman function with breasts this huge? I might have a new respect for Tsunade-sama. But not for Ino, no way. The least she could do to herself is use an appropiate bra size, or else they'll be all saggy by the time she's thirty. Hehehe, I probably shouldn't tell her.

THIS IS SUCH A PAIN. Can't I have a Sunday off, for once? If it's not plagues, dinosaurs, then it's being switched from my body! At least it's not a guy this time, but. I feel like a skank. Ino, your body is wearing a jacket today, whether you like it or not!

This could prove to be fructuous. I wonder how many people I could fool...

[/private]

Can anyone help a girl out? I'd like to start a flowershop.

[ooc; Body swap with Ino--LOOK, PIG SHE'S RAISING YOUR BUSINESS.]